Furry has gone to the giant catbox in the sky...so long Furry, you were a Kat and a Queen. R.I.P.

Da Rahn! Da Rahnn@

De dahd-kat leff meow owt dis moornin an de ski wuz fawlin all gooshie liek it do in de wateree weentur tim. Meow fud wuz dri dow caws meow alwaz dien insied de hows deez dais. Buut owtsid de rainn kep fawlin an meow ei de smawl kat dat liffs cross de kar path as hurr tri 2 krows de rode. Huurr dip hurr han in de waterie stuff an jerk it bak liek a fooel. Den hurr lepes kros an vanesh in2 de bueshes. it was cowld out sied too and mi tale got all bueshied up wit de dew dropps liek it do. It mayde me look purrtie an all sparrkelly likl a krissmouse treee. Meow mum had meownded mi fude just rite dis mornin 2, soes meow wuz happi-kat-lik.
Soes meow leeeps ontu de cowch an slepe de slepe o dis phine happi-kat.
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De Furcast phor de Cow-if-forni-shun iz az flows: rainn 2 dai wen it do. 2 mawrow it wele be nise-ur.

Bi 4 meow, yur kat, Fur-Rr-Eee

De Grait Rahcooni

Lass nit affr meow fokes wer a slepe I wen to de big box bi de windo in dad-kats rume. I sat dere lowkin owt at de treeez an bushez for a looong wile. Den owt orf meow rite looker meow seeze a Giant Racooni a moofin thru de unnerbruss bi meow howse. De Rahcooni was biig! Gieant akishuli! Meow watched de beese as it begahn to klim up de maipull treee bi de batrume. Sune it was up an anuddr bigg won, butt noht as beeg as de odder won came aloong. Dat won klim up de treee too. Meow lissened to de raks as dey moofed rownd on de reuf duin sumpin strukshuawl like.
De dad-kat weezed awai in de bakrownd wile awl dis sitmen wen on. Meow was cwiet as meow kud bee dowe an de dad-kat kept weezin. En bowt that mutch meow jumpd dowen and rand cwietli to de buke kase an jept up an luked owt de odder windoe. De raks kep at de construshun stuff an meow just wated. De dad kat kep weezin too lik he duz. De mum tells him dat is wi he no lowd in hurr rume affer dark, his weezin kep her frum purrin in hur slepe. De dad kat mowns too lik a big ol ruff. Sum tim meow go to hiz ness an rapp meow tale arown hiz hed an he stowp for a wile or he sneezi lik wen meow cums owt o de doof box affr duin a doof...de doof roks duss gits en meow sniffr and meow sneeezi too. Meow tale duz dat to de dad kat sumtime. Bi for now gud kats an yu bad kats 2. Meow.

Meow! Meow bak!

Yes meow iz bak. I haf ben reedin de buks an tinkin dat meow neded to spel betr. Soes iz ben doin dat and dis kat is greteli empruved don yu tink? I tawt so. I gotta skratch on meow nek de odder dai an de stoopid dad-kat fownd it an sent me to my gud mum-kat to be fixed caws he cantt du it rite. She klened it veri well an den put some medicini stuff on it too. Mum-kat gav meow sum tasti med to dwing too an now i fele betr sort-of.

De skratch wuz cawsed bi de new kat in mi teritori. He iz cawled smoki bi hiz owners but his kat-name is Firp. Yeas, awl de kats in de worl haff a kat namm dat haf nuttin (ewesualli) to du wit de namm dat de human-kats giff dem. Like mi rele name iz FurriFuzzButt. Dey awlmoss git it rit but dey nebber du. So smoki wuz on mi porsch an he hissed at meow wen de dad-kat opin the door lik he duz and meow wen owt onto de porsch. Smoki jump ed up an ran orf towars war he liffs with a dad-kat cross de wide cat pawth ware de kar-kats run.

De wethurr is chainging along an de mune is big an rownd, de human-kats cawl it de harvast mune. De dad-kat has too empti my doof box 2 dai or i will doof on hiz bed.
Bi for now kats an de kittinz, i wont bee so long diz time now dat de keibord iz on de floor ware meow roams.

Puurfect Dai!

Meeowww meow kats n kittinss. De neww howse o meow is nise. I liek de rumes an de newe hidin plases dat dere iz. Meow gows owtsied wen meow kanz but de Big Kats r stin gee wit de dore opin in tiems. Den I hied unner de tabul clowth on de taibull and dey sai I powt. At de darrk tim de coons cum up on de rufus. I meoww at de Big Kats to lert im but dey too dum to do enni ting. Stupid big kats, spesilly de HIM-Kat. All tawk an no akshun. De coons are gud, dey got maisckss and are beeg. Dey haing owt on de rufus til de dai cums...den dai go hom. Dey messi too. Dere iz seex of dem, too beeg wons an 4 leetle wons like de kitteens we kats haff. Dey fun to lissen too...I nebber seen em sept wonce at de glass door. Dey tawk in de Rak langwage. Rak iz harrd to unner stan butt meow is a larnnin. Dey not mess wit my bowel caws it is ensied de lawndri plase. So mutch for de coons, I lik em lotts.
De odder niet meow haad a skair, de big ugli kat naimed Gus bi de hu-manns sneakerd en de howse wen de Big dum kat himm leff de dore opin, de meow hid de gus unner de big kats ness. En de niet Gus got up affer heering de coonz on de rufus...an dat skared de gus-kat baad. Heow howelled lowd an wok de slepein big kats, mum leff him owt wile de dum one he turn on de han liet to fin de gus-kat...dummi. Enni wai it was fuun for de Gus an Meow.

Dee Weak Dayt Wuz Guud

Meow sspelin has guttin behturr, don u tinc? It haz ben ah wil since meow haz ritin aniting as de dum Dad-Kat turnz awf de catputer wen he leafs 2 goe 2 de mew howse kraws town. Den I sit an wonner ifn dey eben comin bak as dey r boff prown 2 jus up an leafin wen dai do. Den de fud duznt git meownded as it shd sverall tims a dai an de water bowel suffurrs de same fait. Iit deturbs meow.

Den der iz de new kat in de foress, he has de bawlz and is ferse as kan bee. So I tak him wen meow seez him bi de door. He runs somtimz an odder tims he nors meow witch maks meow maad. Dad-kat took himkat awai dis mornin so sai de Mum-Kat who meow beleafs. Dat iz gud caws I wood haff killed him.

De doof box nedes fillin agin and de Dad-Kat iz de won dat duz dat job an he iz not duin it az he shood. De turds are fillin up.

Meow Ben Ahlown Ahn Pist Laytli

Chehkin De Bowel

Dey bin duin de wurk on de howse krows de towin and norin meow. Dey go erli in de dai an don kumbak til lait. Sows de fud levil is neber riet. De bowel is priti mutch unmowndid mos o de dai. Meow iz not a hapi kat. Meow has no bin ebber to patrowl de jungl edder as dey won lit me owtsied to huhnt. Dis is de wors tiem dat iff haid in a loonng tiem. Dey ar gud wen dai git howm but da ress o de tiem dei is uusless fo meow. Dat is awl forr now. Bi kats an kitins.