Meow Go Ah Mowsin!

Meoow Hunntin For De Mowsee

Soes meow Big-Kat opinn de dor an I moff owt to de sowth in de depe graz. De mowsie is hear meow noes as meow smeler can smele him or hurr. Dat is gut forr meow huntin 2 dai. En de shaadoe de mowsie is sittin stil an I ei him/hurr. Meow hans haff de ripurrs owt redi 2 gett de mowsie qwikk. Den he mooffs as meow leeep an he goze down a howel. wates 4 himhurr too cum owt agin gud so meow can snagg himmhurr. De bowee wons arre tasti as r de gurl wons. Dey bowf gud. Meow letm lif 4 a wile sow meow cann taek demm to de Big-Kat Huw-manns soo dey weel be happi wit meow. Den meow ete himm/hurr alife. Dey fite bak butt dat iz done so fass. De swetebreds are de bess an de liffer is gutd tooo. de bonz add krunsch and dat is nise too. I no liek de hed dowe, too hardd. Soe meow karfuli remoffs it lik de sergeri wood. Den Imeow sllurrp de blud an de goop. It iz awl gut. I lic meow hans an meow kewt fase B fore meow sckratsh de glass too cum in an slurpee frum de toyet bowel. Den I sleep an burp.
Faart too.
Yur Fren, Da FurR

Maaah!! Dis Suxx Bahdli, Doof!!!

Dey leef wen dai wan,, dey reeturnn wen dai wan and here meoow lai watin paishuuntliee. De bowel iz moownded an meoow iz awl abowt de fud-strrik dat meow red on de compurrtir. Meoow weel laap up de wahtir dow an dat iz iit. Wen dai cum hom dai weel see meow iss boney ann tink meow is sik. Den dai feel baaad. Dat is alwais gud 4 meow. Betur fud den an betr moowndin. Smart kat Meow iz.
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De ski iz fawlin agin 2dai, meow hans an de footerrs get awl gushi an meow muss wiip dem on de furrnishur or de ruggs. Den meow goez 2 de dor an sskratsh so de dumm one leet meow owt agin. Den meow ruun in de bak o de howse an skratchi de invisible door whair meow can c dem sittin an den dai lemme in agin...dummis dey ar. Doof 4 branes.

Haff a nise dai Kats an Kittens Iz gots a job 2 doo.^_^
Da FurKat

De Sski Iz Fawlinn, Purrrr

I no liik itt wen de ski fawls. De hans an de footers git all drippy and duin a doof iz a tuff ting owt dere. Meow iz in de rume wit my fude bowel an I haff 2 repurrt day dey not duin a gud jobb o kepein it prpurrly mownded jus lik I sed a wile bak. An de bigg kat hu-mans wownt leht meoww go owt so I haff to snook bi wen I kann. Dey are stoopid dow caws dei go owtsiid dem seffs to du sumptin and den iz mi chans. I fli bi dem liek dey stannin stil. But de Mum-Kat liks it wen I lai down in de krib hurr bilt for me ness 2 hur catputer. Den she rubs meow, purrrr. Butt sumtimes hur putt de Gupe in meow see-urs caws dey get de doof in dem sumtiims from de burdz. De Gupe duz wurkd dowe. So iz laain heer wit mi kats doin whaat we kats do bess, nowthin. Bi forr now kats an de kittens. Dis iz yu fren an qwaintants da Fur.
Purrrr
Fur

Deescuvery! De spelin scheckur

Meow Dad-Kat tawt meow to ooze de spelin schekur 2 dai. Meow pawz mak it defikult 2 due buut meoww iz gittin betr cat tit. Dat iz de gud nnewz. De baad newz iz dat dat Devil-Kat LoongTale has flowed meow here sum 6000 meowles fron de Furrants howse.
Yess, de LonngTalez wuz ear yesfurdai lukin to tack meow liik in de Furrants. Dat not nise so meow been busy gardin de gardin wit meow peee. Dat iz wat shee duz in meow kurtyard in de Furrants howse to kepe meow inside de howse and gets to meow fud bowel. Dat iz waat shez triin to du here in de Californica tooo. So Meow iz on gard agin. Doof! Purrrr. I got dat ofn meow chess an can moof on to nutter subjict noww. De dad-kat is not as fisy as he wuz in de Furrance howse, so I am d pressed.
I need de blood fud now an agin to re charg meow seff. He also not so (see de spelin schekur is wurkin gud meow) Purrrr, gud at de emp-tiin de doof muzz jus like b4. I will lai a hare-bal for him tu dai as a warnin. Dat iz awl furr now. Purrrr
Fur