De Deviil Katt Comett

Dis picshuur iz o de Deviil-Kat whoo look lik a garygoil to meow. Shee ebben haas hornz.
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De deviil kat wuz heer di dai, shee mEeoww 4 de longess tim too. Shee wan meow kibilz from meo bowl meownded so gut bi de Mum-Kat. But shee no git it as de big katts r on 2 hurr trikx deez dais. She howell at de Dad-Kats Chicken door an he wuz in dere but no ansir hurr pleeze. Purrrrr. Den de Mum-Kat heer hurr an den fin som cheesi stuff to meownd up for hurr and shee duz it. De Deviil Kat den shutt up. Gut.
Puuuurrrr. Dai kawl de Deviil Kat de Loongtale but shee is de Deviil Katt to meow. She tack me wen I wuz innnoscently gittin some vomit grasss to aiid my regestion and furbalz layin. I was nut ebenn lukin at hurr bad, she jus tack. Hurr paws weer not as sharrp as meows but dai were hard. She no huurt meow ether. She juss make silly battle-nowsis and den chaarg meow. I duccked insid de howse an shee stop at de door lik a cowar-katt. Pussy. Puuurrrrr. I winn! De Dad-Katt haas some pik tures o de Deviil-Katt hurr seff. I fine an puut dem on de bloog 4 U. I gutta go ass I feeel a hareball cumin. Bi 4 Noow. Purrrrr