MARRIE KRISSMOUSE TO AWL MEOW KATS AND KITENZ
Meow lobes de treez, dey awl git spraklie at de daark tim. De hu-mans puurt de treez in de howses too, witch is varie suurprizin wen yu r a kiten-kat. It currs bowt dis tim of de anuwal tim ebberi ear. Yees it duz. Den de hu-mans put de bauxez rownd de tree botum for us kats to vestigait. An we do. Meow liks to klim de treez an surrpriz de big-kats bi jumpin owt at dem. Dey all tink it iz soo kewt. Ebben if meow smash a brit ting wen meow klims awl obber it dey seem to tink it is gud aniwai.
Oon a sertan dai dey opin de bauxes an awl r veri surprizd ewsuawlli, som times dey naut. Den dey burn all de paipurr an de bauxes affer I runn tru dem a wile. Iit is grete fun. Purrr. Laitli meow ben hunin for de Grete Mowse dat kum down de chiminie ebbry yere dat de big-kats tell me sew. An de Grete Mowse brin de giffs for de kats an de kitens jus lik de sayntah claws duz for de Big-Hu-mans. But Meow no seeum yet. Whi iz de sayntah claws a mowse for us kats and de kitens? Dat iz a misstoie to meow. Ifn eni off yew kats no de ansir pleeze come int and tele meow. Ave a fun hauledai and bess itches to yew awl.
Da Fur
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