Wednesday, November 18, 2009

De Mowsin and De Burdin


Sori 4 mi dpartin lik meow died. Jus dat de seedur wuz fild an de burds kamm lotts.
De littl wonns an dem beg ski-colord wons 2. Dey good inside, dey tasti. Dei com an dai cum anmunsh de ceed de big-kat puuts owt 4 dem. I ei dem lookin 4 de fatt wons wit de smawl flappurs. De big flappurd wons r haard to grippur wit my hans. Dai flap an flpa an it cann be streemli skari for meow. I letem gow. De leetl wons, de tidbitz meow kawls dem...hah hah, purrrrrr. Dem is ez. I katsch an schomp em up. Purrrr. Dey sof inside an warm gushi too. I lik de blud. Tase red. I had a burd fren wonc, a big flappur dat us to tak meow wen I wuz hunnin in de foress. We wud chas an he wud cri an I wud meow for himm. One day he pizz meow orf an I ate him, livr an awl. I iz a kat. Don pizz meow orf.
I hunnt de veshus mowses too. Dey hard to katch as dey ar triki. Dey moff de mowf an twitsch de noze too. I don like de nose twischin too mutch an in maks meow wann tak. I lik to toss de mowse rown wen he awl limp an ded too. It freshins dem up an maks dem mor tinderr. De liver is mi fav part, is it yurs too? I fownd a mows dat had 2 livers wonse. Yes. It was doubl-gud. In de forress de mows run wilde and de rrat-people too. I hate de ratt-pepul, dey harr to kill an dey bite tooo, doof! I go now see if de bowel iz mownded propurli lik I haff tawt mi big kats to du. Bi 4 now kats an kittens, have a mowsi dai! Purrrrr

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