Soes Meows crewzin tru de jungull datt Meow ownnz an Meow goez 2 de dor. Dey awl iz stanin in de kookin plase lukin bak at meow an dere is a whit wooffur a runnin rown lik dey do awl ober de plase! A wooffur in Meowz howse! Wat iz rong wit de Kat-Mum and de Kat-Dad dat dey lowe dis?! Dey iz madd. Meow nebbr c dis kinnda ting b4. Dey sai dat dey iz Kat-Pepull butt noww meow wondurrs. De wooffer is leetul and sniveli lik dey awl ar. Dey alwaaz a sniffn rown lookin for de doof oor sompin ess.
Dey ar arrful. Dey ebben sniff de butts o de Big-Katts an dey no tak a tenshun. Dey iss stoopid as de wooffurs sumptim. Den Meow hizz at de wooffur an lik de kow-werd it iz he baksup an wufs at Meow tru de clowzed dor. Meow luk haard at de wooffur an he moofs bak to kowir bi hiz ownner lik awl woofurs doo. Meow lais unner de sitturr in de shaid an stair att de woofur 2 keepe in unner kuntrwl. I hate de woofurs.
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