I'm Fur-Rr-Ee, I live in Furrants

Maa! I don't say ME-Oww like odder unedu-cat-ed kats, I say Maa to everywon, my parents included. I'm a bit unusual as I understand and can write englesh tho my speling is not as good as it cood be. my dad-kat tawt me how to yuz my hands to rite on de katbored. I dunno how tu yuz de mows but won dai I will I tinc. Til I get betr at speling yu will haff to try to unnerstan. Be smart! Yu kan lern like meow haz. I have 4 seesters but dey arwent heer. Dey naymz are Awdree, Ashlee, aymee an wrowsee. I herd mi big kats sai dat Awdree wil be heer on saturndai. It weel be fun seein hur agin.

Some kat ask meow wons how I got ear in Furrants. My Mum-Kat an Dad-Kat brot meow wen dey kam lass spreen. Dey pakd me in a soft jayl an ziped it shut. Den I wen to a big plas and ness ting I no I was unner a seet as they call a Kat plase normally.
And I wen to sleeep sune affer. Den I wuz in a devil-kar, the Big Kats like devil kars but I downt. Dey moff and make noweeze. I wen to sleeep. Wen I wowk up I wuz beein taken intoo a beeg kat howse an dat is ware yu fiyn me todai.
I lyk it heer in Furrants. De fude is gud. The peepul are owd but dat is ok.