Hi dere Kats an Kitins, its Fur-R-Ee dis moewing wit some reo advis on de hare-bawlz big too doo. At won tim or de oddr u will be jus minin ur own buz an burp! pop! ugh! (yes ugh is a Kattish wurd of ex catmashun) an spriz, spriz...up chuks a wad o doof with all de tanguls an juces from de gut that a reel gud loss of kat hellth wud be speked. Not felin sik dow u go 3 mor stips an ugh! Pop! Gurkk...up comes more laying owt dare lik a piled up brown flat snake accident in de rowd win dey get rund obber bi a devil-kar. Well den u iz ok affer all an u can go eat sum more, a favrit of de breeed o Kats. Layin de furr-bawlz is typikal for de oller kats, yung wons do nut du it so mutch it seeems. Ifn yu do won bi acciden u7nner a sleepin plase for de Big-Kats it will dri in a few daz and look lik a doof. Blame it den on de howse dog by goin bak an fort unner de sleeping plase until de Big Kats look den approtch de howse dog (catfulli tho). Dey will git de idee ventuwalli. If yu don haff a howse dog den blam it on de odder cat. Ifn u don haff annoder kat yu betr run caws ventualli dei will get doof mediceen 4 u an dat is real doof. Dey will shove de mediceen doof down yur purrr an you will now doof hare-bawlz. Reeeli. Now if u iz an o-k (owt-world-kat) den uzin dem to bess vantag to git betr kibblz iz no trik at awl. jus lai it on de fron or bak door stipp...an dat wil doo dee trik. Beter kibblz is di mane idee.
bi 4 meow, De Fur.
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