Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Propurr Meowding


Wen dai leaf dai alwaiz tel meow dat dey iz gowing sumwear an win dai iz cumeen bac. Dai tell me each won, he duz, she duz...why dai do dat i du not no, but dai alwaiz do it dat wai. purrr. Somtims i go to my Bowel an inspec it for propurr meowding an it is not a nis rownd top lik it schood be an i am dissscustard bi de lac ov dai tenshun to de-tails. De Bowel muss bee filld to de top peepul! Top! Top! Top! Not evfurr flat liek or sloppee orf sentered. Den it needes to beee meownded rownd like on de top. Den it is rite. Purrhips I schood tak you peepul reeedurrs an lest de stips. purrr.
1 A new Bowel eech time iz very nise or haff mani cleen wons readi. purrr
2 plase fude in Bowel karfuli purrrr it in neat witowt smearing or spwillin on de tabul, purrr
3 I demannd a spot on de flooor ifn yu muss dat is spotliss an kleeen. purrr.
4. den inspec for propurr meowding agin an shake down to level. purrr.
5 den refill to de very top plus nufff for re-meowding. purrr.
5a set Bowel down in very clean spottliss spot.
6 meowding agin betr dan de lasss tim.
7. Tell Kat day you luv himm or hurr.
8 watch Kat approach Bowel an observe for 30 minnuettes.
9 Pet Kat.
10. Kleenup hare-bawl.

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