Thursday, August 20, 2009

Purrfect Groomig


Hissen up u kats, unlik owr parents we haf standurds 2 folloow wen it cums to our depurrtmen. Bess loooks and bess beehavoor go tugettr like two mouses in a Bowel.
kats need smuuff furr an kleen doof areaa at awl tims. De doof can be sum odersum. De bess mefed to kleen de door area is de liker. De liker is de rosy ting dat hangs owt o de mowf wen it is open as wen yu iz loss conschusmess. U mus toss de right or if u iz leff legged de leff won into de are above de doof area. purrr. u may wonner what de doof iz. It is de kibblee affer yu eet it. Dat is de doof. De poseshun iz nown bi de big kats as de porkchop. De porkchop is a purrti gud scripshun too, tri it in fron of de shinee sliver ting de hu manns use to pluck hares from their own doof areas. Looks jus lik one.
Den dare iz de unnerarm liker. Unner ur aarmz u casn lik de loos fuzz orf and coff it up affer as a harebawl. Jus lik wit de liker,, den go eat some green vormit grazz from de hu mann's weeed patch. Den fin a nise spot to coff it onto, like a human foot covver (acts lik a corndishunor, keeps it soff) or oreorenjtal rug. So dat is dis Kat's greyt bewtee tip lik idee for 2 dai.
Sumkat rote en, whi don u tipe de wise wen u rit on de cat-puter??? Deer reeedur, I do not lik de _s caws dei mind me orf de tim i saw wit my eis a 2 heded snake in de weed patch. Dat is why, dey had der likers wurkin too an dat was vry skaree.

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