De Mowsin and De Burdin

Sori 4 mi dpartin lik meow died. Jus dat de seedur wuz fild an de burds kamm lotts.
De littl wonns an dem beg ski-colord wons 2. Dey good inside, dey tasti. Dei com an dai cum anmunsh de ceed de big-kat puuts owt 4 dem. I ei dem lookin 4 de fatt wons wit de smawl flappurs. De big flappurd wons r haard to grippur wit my hans. Dai flap an flpa an it cann be streemli skari for meow. I letem gow. De leetl wons, de tidbitz meow kawls dem...hah hah, purrrrrr. Dem is ez. I katsch an schomp em up. Purrrr. Dey sof inside an warm gushi too. I lik de blud. Tase red. I had a burd fren wonc, a big flappur dat us to tak meow wen I wuz hunnin in de foress. We wud chas an he wud cri an I wud meow for himm. One day he pizz meow orf an I ate him, livr an awl. I iz a kat. Don pizz meow orf.
I hunnt de veshus mowses too. Dey hard to katch as dey ar triki. Dey moff de mowf an twitsch de noze too. I don like de nose twischin too mutch an in maks meow wann tak. I lik to toss de mowse rown wen he awl limp an ded too. It freshins dem up an maks dem mor tinderr. De liver is mi fav part, is it yurs too? I fownd a mows dat had 2 livers wonse. Yes. It was doubl-gud. In de forress de mows run wilde and de rrat-people too. I hate de ratt-pepul, dey harr to kill an dey bite tooo, doof! I go now see if de bowel iz mownded propurli lik I haff tawt mi big kats to du. Bi 4 now kats an kittens, have a mowsi dai! Purrrrr

Noo Gud, nO Gud, Noo Gud...Meow Kowd

De hew-manz haf dun et aginn, dei tawk bowt de glowbul war ming and dei ensiss dat et iz rele, well stoopid hew-manz ware iz it? Meoww is kowd. De skii is de color of de lefann, grraye. De winn cums frum de nort were dere iz no wormm yellow ski ting.
De globall wormming iz a kercheww. Meoow laiz heer an de stoopid hew-manz Dad-kat and de Mum-kat (she briter but still not like a kat iz, him iz howpliss) pet meow but dei no giff meow anyting worm. De no lite de fier ether. Hur iz at leas got on de furr for de kowd-tiem but he iz juss in de tiny schurt wit de shurt sleefs. She kurl up lik I due an meow lik to be ness to hur den, she lik a kat too...almoss purrs. purrrr. purrrr. Meow no lik de rane etherr. et is weat an kowd too, bad un bad. Soo meow kurl up agin and feel de heet of my Mum-Kat ness to me. Purrrr.
Bi for now meow kats and kitenz.
Da Furr

Dey Gotta Wooffer In Dere! WTF!

Soes Meows crewzin tru de jungull datt Meow ownnz an Meow goez 2 de dor. Dey awl iz stanin in de kookin plase lukin bak at meow an dere is a whit wooffur a runnin rown lik dey do awl ober de plase! A wooffur in Meowz howse! Wat iz rong wit de Kat-Mum and de Kat-Dad dat dey lowe dis?! Dey iz madd. Meow nebbr c dis kinnda ting b4. Dey sai dat dey iz Kat-Pepull butt noww meow wondurrs. De wooffer is leetul and sniveli lik dey awl ar. Dey alwaaz a sniffn rown lookin for de doof oor sompin ess.
Dey ar arrful. Dey ebben sniff de butts o de Big-Katts an dey no tak a tenshun. Dey iss stoopid as de wooffurs sumptim. Den Meow hizz at de wooffur an lik de kow-werd it iz he baksup an wufs at Meow tru de clowzed dor. Meow luk haard at de wooffur an he moofs bak to kowir bi hiz ownner lik awl woofurs doo. Meow lais unner de sitturr in de shaid an stair att de woofur 2 keepe in unner kuntrwl. I hate de woofurs.