De Wormm Tingg is Gud

Meoww own meow Woorm Ting, purrrrrr
Sos Meoww wuz at de dore wen mi seestur big-kat Awwdri kame in lasss niet. Hurr brot a lawt o bauxes all culurr wit hurr too. Dey traid dez bauxes too eetch odder an den day awl dans rownd happi as a Kat iz wen it gits de Nip stuff frum de baig.
Dey mak a beeg messs too wit de shini pappurr ebberiware. Dey birn in somtims doe.
Purrrr. Din mi seesturr brot meow a baux...wat iz dis I tink, dey ebben thawt of meow? Wi? Soo hurr opins de baux like that she duz and dere is a rug in in wit a kord. De Dad-Kat put de odder enn in de jewse plase and de lite on de kord lit awl upp. Den Mum-Kat put anodder rug on topp and den de Dad-Kat flewed me entoo it down.
Yes he did. Purrrrrr. Den it wuz woorm like de brit shiny sky ball iz in de murnin. Woorm an I lai own in good. Purrrrr. Meow liek it, it good an mak me butt feel gud too. Purrrrrr. So dat is de Krissmouse seesun for dis kat, dey awl sai dat my dawturr NoLene gav me de woorm ting, Meow haz a qwesshun doe...what dawturr?

De Krissmouse Seesun

MARRIE KRISSMOUSE TO AWL MEOW KATS AND KITENZ


Meow lobes de treez, dey awl git spraklie at de daark tim. De hu-mans puurt de treez in de howses too, witch is varie suurprizin wen yu r a kiten-kat. It currs bowt dis tim of de anuwal tim ebberi ear. Yees it duz. Den de hu-mans put de bauxez rownd de tree botum for us kats to vestigait. An we do. Meow liks to klim de treez an surrpriz de big-kats bi jumpin owt at dem. Dey all tink it iz soo kewt. Ebben if meow smash a brit ting wen meow klims awl obber it dey seem to tink it is gud aniwai.
Oon a sertan dai dey opin de bauxes an awl r veri surprizd ewsuawlli, som times dey naut. Den dey burn all de paipurr an de bauxes affer I runn tru dem a wile. Iit is grete fun. Purrr. Laitli meow ben hunin for de Grete Mowse dat kum down de chiminie ebbry yere dat de big-kats tell me sew. An de Grete Mowse brin de giffs for de kats an de kitens jus lik de sayntah claws duz for de Big-Hu-mans. But Meow no seeum yet. Whi iz de sayntah claws a mowse for us kats and de kitens? Dat iz a misstoie to meow. Ifn eni off yew kats no de ansir pleeze come int and tele meow. Ave a fun hauledai and bess itches to yew awl.
Da Fur

Trubull iz bbrewein in de foress

De blaak kat an de blanc kat hav envaded meow teritories. Dey haid unner de foress an sneek rownd lukin to caws trubulls. I tak dem wen ebber meow seze dem but dey gud at runnin way. Meow sharpin de paws for dem taks. Meow no lik it wen dey sit an stair lik dey do at me thru meow door. Dey affer meow bowels, de water won and de kibbull won too. Dey chas ofn de burds and de mowses too so can fect meows die it. Dat ok, dey blede gud win meow gits de paws into em. De leaf trales. De big kats no lik me to go to de foress wen meow muss to protic meows howldins. If dey just stik to de mowndin aktifitees an git it rite that wud help meow know dat de blaak and de whit kat haad no kibbull o wahtir from meow bowels. But no...dey can not do it offen nuff as dey is laizee.
De tanks gibben is over an de big kats gaiv meow sum o de burd dey ait. Meow lik it fien. De ness hollidai iz cumin an dey sai dat dai wil git meow anudder burd. Meow wiel si.