De Grait Rahcooni

Lass nit affr meow fokes wer a slepe I wen to de big box bi de windo in dad-kats rume. I sat dere lowkin owt at de treeez an bushez for a looong wile. Den owt orf meow rite looker meow seeze a Giant Racooni a moofin thru de unnerbruss bi meow howse. De Rahcooni was biig! Gieant akishuli! Meow watched de beese as it begahn to klim up de maipull treee bi de batrume. Sune it was up an anuddr bigg won, butt noht as beeg as de odder won came aloong. Dat won klim up de treee too. Meow lissened to de raks as dey moofed rownd on de reuf duin sumpin strukshuawl like.
De dad-kat weezed awai in de bakrownd wile awl dis sitmen wen on. Meow was cwiet as meow kud bee dowe an de dad-kat kept weezin. En bowt that mutch meow jumpd dowen and rand cwietli to de buke kase an jept up an luked owt de odder windoe. De raks kep at de construshun stuff an meow just wated. De dad kat kep weezin too lik he duz. De mum tells him dat is wi he no lowd in hurr rume affer dark, his weezin kep her frum purrin in hur slepe. De dad kat mowns too lik a big ol ruff. Sum tim meow go to hiz ness an rapp meow tale arown hiz hed an he stowp for a wile or he sneezi lik wen meow cums owt o de doof box affr duin a doof...de doof roks duss gits en meow sniffr and meow sneeezi too. Meow tale duz dat to de dad kat sumtime. Bi for now gud kats an yu bad kats 2. Meow.

Meow! Meow bak!

Yes meow iz bak. I haf ben reedin de buks an tinkin dat meow neded to spel betr. Soes iz ben doin dat and dis kat is greteli empruved don yu tink? I tawt so. I gotta skratch on meow nek de odder dai an de stoopid dad-kat fownd it an sent me to my gud mum-kat to be fixed caws he cantt du it rite. She klened it veri well an den put some medicini stuff on it too. Mum-kat gav meow sum tasti med to dwing too an now i fele betr sort-of.

De skratch wuz cawsed bi de new kat in mi teritori. He iz cawled smoki bi hiz owners but his kat-name is Firp. Yeas, awl de kats in de worl haff a kat namm dat haf nuttin (ewesualli) to du wit de namm dat de human-kats giff dem. Like mi rele name iz FurriFuzzButt. Dey awlmoss git it rit but dey nebber du. So smoki wuz on mi porsch an he hissed at meow wen de dad-kat opin the door lik he duz and meow wen owt onto de porsch. Smoki jump ed up an ran orf towars war he liffs with a dad-kat cross de wide cat pawth ware de kar-kats run.

De wethurr is chainging along an de mune is big an rownd, de human-kats cawl it de harvast mune. De dad-kat has too empti my doof box 2 dai or i will doof on hiz bed.
Bi for now kats an de kittinz, i wont bee so long diz time now dat de keibord iz on de floor ware meow roams.