Puurfect Dai!

Meeowww meow kats n kittinss. De neww howse o meow is nise. I liek de rumes an de newe hidin plases dat dere iz. Meow gows owtsied wen meow kanz but de Big Kats r stin gee wit de dore opin in tiems. Den I hied unner de tabul clowth on de taibull and dey sai I powt. At de darrk tim de coons cum up on de rufus. I meoww at de Big Kats to lert im but dey too dum to do enni ting. Stupid big kats, spesilly de HIM-Kat. All tawk an no akshun. De coons are gud, dey got maisckss and are beeg. Dey haing owt on de rufus til de dai cums...den dai go hom. Dey messi too. Dere iz seex of dem, too beeg wons an 4 leetle wons like de kitteens we kats haff. Dey fun to lissen too...I nebber seen em sept wonce at de glass door. Dey tawk in de Rak langwage. Rak iz harrd to unner stan butt meow is a larnnin. Dey not mess wit my bowel caws it is ensied de lawndri plase. So mutch for de coons, I lik em lotts.
De odder niet meow haad a skair, de big ugli kat naimed Gus bi de hu-manns sneakerd en de howse wen de Big dum kat himm leff de dore opin, de meow hid de gus unner de big kats ness. En de niet Gus got up affer heering de coonz on de rufus...an dat skared de gus-kat baad. Heow howelled lowd an wok de slepein big kats, mum leff him owt wile de dum one he turn on de han liet to fin de gus-kat...dummi. Enni wai it was fuun for de Gus an Meow.